-It takes 2 hours to drive across Switzerland and 22 to drive across Kazakhstan
-Barolo wines are s t r o n g…. especially when you have an 8pm Tele-class
-London is a 13 hour drive from me. If I could drive to Tunisia, it would take 6.6 hours as a crow flies (not that I would)
-Listening to Norwegians speak makes me angry. Do you have to over pronounce everything?
-Italy is 116,000 square miles. Colorado is 106,000. What if every state in the U.S. had a different language?
-If I download iCall to my iPhone and Skype to my Mac, how do I call a toll free number for free?
-Math is hard when converting to a 24 hour clock AND changing time zones. If home is MST and class is 10 am Central time and I'm 7 hours ahead, am I late if its 16:00?
-If you stare back long enough, they look away first
(this c o u l d be a clue as to why I'm single)
-12 mile runs are difficile without water ... is it considered ODD behavior to "plant water bottles" near the road?
-Nougat is yummy
-Clouds can look like a sea of dry ice swallowing up whole cities
Great pictures, I am enjoying following along on your trip. I have my own question -- if you're only seven hours ahead, then you aren't in Italy. You also mention nougat, does that mean you're in France now?
ReplyDeleteThis post needs a disclaimer..."I am NOT responsible for soiled pants." Cause seriously, I nearly pee'd my pants this is so funny! I have LOVED everything you have written, this is soooo much fun! And keep staring back girl, you don't want a chicken shit who would walk away but one who would just get his happy ass up and buy your a glass of barolo! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat catch Andrew. Yes, I'm 8 hours ahead of you but my classes are scheduled Central time which is where the math started. I WISH I were in France. I do plan to go once I can get a room for the night cause it's a 5 hour drive. I have to procure more of those lovely calissons, oh, and french nougat. Mmmmm.
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Cracked me up! And awesome pictures.
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